BAGHDAD, Iraq – Shit done blown up in Iraq during the past few weeks, sources reported Monday. The done blowing up is believed to have been the work of a domestic pro-Saddam terrorism group. The group left a warning that if Saddam is not released from custody, more shit will be done blown up.
“The country of Iraq will not stand for this shit that has done blown up,” stated Iraqi Defense Minister Hazem Shalan. “We have increased security to ensure that more shit will not be done blown up.”
Among the shit done blown up are a library, a truck outside government headquarters, as well as other minor shit. To date, there have been no casualties from the shit done blown up.
