MAJOR METROPOLITON CITY - Mahoney! Get in my office, right now! Sit down! Now do you mind explaining to me just WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE DOING WHEN YOU AND YOUR ROOKIE PARTNER BLEW UP SENATOR MULLIGAN’S HOUSE??!!!
Damn it, Mahoney! You’re a loose cannon! Ever since your old partner died during that Columbian drug bust five years ago, which you blame yourself for, you just haven’t been yourself! You were the best we had in the entire precinct, Mahoney. Take a good look at yourself, John. You’re a wreck. You’re a brooding, alcoholic near-crazed loner who plays by his own rules! Well let me tell you something, Mahoney: in this department, we go by the book.
What’s that? You claim Senator Mulligan is secretly conspiring with an evil international terrorist organization? And where’s your proof, huh? What’s that? You say your only piece of evidence exploded? Do you expect me to believe this phony-baloney cockamamie story? Well I don’t want to hear it, Mahoney!
The mayor’s breathing down my back! Another screw-up like that and my ass could be out of a job! You’re a loose cannon! Hand over your badge, Mahoney – you’re off the force!