by John Whitcombe, NOTM Soda Critic
Well, the votes from my tastebuds are in and it looks like we have a clear winner -- new Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™ soda is delicous!
Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™ harnesses the power of lemons and limes and merges them together with classic Mandatory Cola™™™ in a heavenly blend that will bedazzle your tastebuds with a one-two punch of flavor. A smooth, citrus taste with a delightfully slightly sour aftertaste will keep the refreshing aroma of Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™ on your tongue hours after you've taken a sip leaving you wanting more, more, more!
Frankly, I used to think that lemons and limes were just fruit. Well now the scientists over at Mandatory Cola™™™ have engineered them into tastealicious super-fruits! Finally, the full potential of lemons and limes have been harnessed and encapsulated into soda form. Forget the Internet -this is technology at its best!!!
I also tried lemon-lime sodas from the leading competitors, but let me tell you -- none of them are even near the amazingness of Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™! It's a whole new ballpark in the world of lemon-lime soda - maybe even a whole new sport!!!
Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™ is the perfect soda for a hot day, a cold day, or just whenever! It goes great with anything - seafood, burgers, spaghetti - you name it! Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™ tastes great whether you're on the go or just "chilling out" at home. You might as well get rid of your wine cellar and make room for a fridge filled with Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™ . Yes, it's just that good.
After a few test runs in several major cities,Mandatory Cola Lem-Lime™™™ will be on the shelves nationwide just in time for the holday season. Pick up a case or twenty!!!!