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YOUR TOWN – Despite having given you repeated warnings, the police have no choice but to arrest you for violating anti-ugly laws. Your trial is expected to take place within the next week.
“We warned you repeatedly,” police chief Dustin Stevens told you at a press conference yesterday. “But you have gone and recklessly broken the law numerous times. Now, it’s our job to enforce it.”
The Anti-Ugly laws, adopted in 1996 by the city council, were designed to curb ugliness in order to keep the town beautiful. Your repeated violations of the Anti-Ugly laws have made an embarrassment out of both your community and yourself.
“Your face should be kept away from small children,” Stevens added sternly.
Once convicted, you could face up to 5 years in prison, or forced to wear a bag over your face at all times.
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