apparel
available in S, M, L, and XL sizes
available in S, M, L, XL, and XXL sizes
logo tee
show your love for mandatory cola™™™ with the mc logo covering every square inch of this handsome t-shirt. comes in white, maroon, or grey.
mascot tee
you'll be the life of the party with this cool-looking shirt featuring the mandatory cola™™™ mascot. sleeve colors come in maroon, navy blue, pink, burgundy, and olive.
mc 'nilla cap
the fashion police will commemorate you with an outstanding citizen award when you promote our newest soda in this awesome one size fits all cap. comes in black or fushia.
posters
completely unrelated promo-fest 2K4 poster
check it out! now you can get the official comepletely unrelated promo-fest 2K4 poster, some of which may or may not have been autographed by completely unrelated promo-fest 2K4 bands and x-treme athletes!
mascot poster
this limited-edition 100% x-treme poster can 100% yours!
misc
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hispanic punch! mystery goodie box
our advertising team spent $10 million on merchandise for hispanic punch (discontinued 2001 after a lawsuit), and we're passing the savings on to you! this mystery box is filled with t-shirts, buttons, and plush toys of lovable hispanic punch "spokesoaf" lazy deimmigrant!
1950's neon clock replica
it's ALWAYS mandatory cola™™™ time with this spiffy 1950's annoying neon clock replica. hang it in your rec room or something. no gen x-er can be without it!
1 share of mandatory cola™™™ stock
ever wanted to earn a piece of the mandatory cola™™™ company? now you can, when you purchase 1 share of mandatory cola™™™ stock! stock certificate suitable for framing.