Mandatory Cola™™™
The official soft drink of Generation Z and packed with 100% of your daily reccomened amount of VITAMIN X-TREME, Mandatory Cola™™™ has the crisp, cool refreshing allure that makes people keep coming back for more. Blast into a Mandatory Cola™™™ today!
MC 'Nilla
The newest addition to the Mandatory Cola™™™ family, MC 'Nilla has the smooth taste of the Mandatory Cola™™™ you know and love coupled with the pure awesomeness of artificial vanilla flavoring.
Diet MC
For health-concious Mandatory Cola™™™ lovers, Diet MC is speeding towards you at the speed at the speed of X-TREME!
X-TREME Diet MC
It's diet soda with a kick of awesomeness! DIET TO THE X-TREME!
MC CODE X-TREME TO THE MAXX
A more recent addition pumped up with more awesomeness, MC CODE X-TREME TO THE MAXX is delicious Mandatory Cola™™™ pumped up with the awesomeness of cherry and/or apple.
MC Magenta
Market research shows that young consumers like soda that's in unusual colors. Feel the power of boysenberry-flavored magenta Mandatory Cola™™™!
Cryztal Mandatory Cola™™™
Harnessing the power of cryztal, Cryztal Mandatory Cola™™™ is the clear cola of choice for x-treme see-through soda drinkers.
MC M.D.
MC M.D. is in the hizzouse! His prescription: take two of him in the morning!
H2OUTRAGEOUS!
Our first entry into the world of flavored bottled water, H2OUTRAGEOUS is pure refreshing water... TO THE X-TREME!
Z (coming summer 2005)
What is Z? You'll find out Summer 2005: the Summer of X-Treme Awesomeness.
Hispanic Punch! (discontinued 2001)
You may remember Hispanic Punch! from it's highly advertised marketing campaign in 2001. Our first product to cater to the Hispanic market was met with mixed reviews. We discontinued Hispanic Punch! in 2001 after a much-publicized lawsuit over the product's mascot, Lazy deImmigrant.
Shaq Sweat! (disconinued 2002)
Our unlicensed bottled water featuring NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal on the bottle sold well in Los Angeles, but was unfortunately taken off the market after a few words from Mr. O'Neal's lawyers.
potatopia (discontinued 1999)
Our potato-flavored drink did not sell as well as our x-treme marketing team had hoped.
New Mandatory Cola™™™ (discontinued 1985)
Introduced during the Cola Wars of the 1980's, a can of New Mandatory Cola™™™ is of great value to soda historians around the world.
New New Mandatory Cola™™™ (discontinued 1990)
Learning from our mistake in 1985, New New Mandatory Cola™™™ was a brilliant marketing move, only available one week and then discontinued, thereby raising the rareness of the product and thus making it worth millions.