Sunday, May 1, 2005: 1923 - Joseph Heller, automobile, born

Monday, May 2, 2005: 1987 - Mark Quinto, the stuff dreams are made of, born

Tuesday, May 3, 2005: 1982 - Battle of Cola Sea begins in Cola War

Wednesday, May 4, 2005: Hey, you know who’s cool? Greg.

Thursday, May 5, 2005: cinco/de/mayo que no se te olvide

Friday, May 6, 2005: 1915 - Orson Welles, first Muppet to win an Academy Award, born

Saturday, May 7, 2005: 1429 - Joan of Arcadia leads a French attack on the English, struggles with the hardships of growing up

Sunday, May 8, 2005: 1984 - Eastasia announces boycott of 1984 Olympics

Monday, May 9, 2005: Greg’s Birthday

Tuesday, May 10, 2005: 1899 - Fred Astaire, grandfather of the metanucleonic bomb, born

Wednesday, May 11, 2005: 2311 - Human #6022-36A’s Rebellion against Zyvorkian overlords fails, proves fatal

Thursday, May 12, 2005: Today is 5/5/05. Wait, no, that was last week.

Friday, May 13, 2005: 1981 - Pope John Paul II assassinates over twenty Communists single-handedly

Saturday, May 14, 2005: Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?

Sunday, May 15, 2005: 1948 - Brian Eno, abominable snowman yeti creature from “SkiFree”, born

Monday, May 16, 2005:

Tuesday, May 17, 2005: 1954 - Supreme Court declares black/white segregation espionage is unconstitutional in the groundbreaking Spy v Spy decision

Wednesday, May 18, 2005: Quick! Remember to read all of the 200 essential pieces of Western literature before you die!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2005: 1925 - Malcolm X, star of “Amos n Andy”, born

Friday, May 20, 2005: International Greg Is Cool Day

Saturday, May 21, 2005: 1952 - Mr. T, stern yet fair constable of 1800’s London, born

Sunday, May 22, 2005: Alternate 1983 - Doc Brown is committed after being declared legally insane; President Nixon announces he will run for a fifth term in office

Monday, May 23, 2005: 1940 - Congress initiates the House American Activities Committee (HAAC) to keep track of barbecue tips, apple pie recipes, and baseball stats

Tuesday, May 24, 2005: Greg History Week Begins (sundown)

Wednesday, May 25, 2005: 2005 - You find true love

Thursday, May 26, 2005: 2092 - Robot Riots leave New York 2 in chaos

Friday, May 27, 2005: You'll have everything you need... if you just *~~believe~~*

Saturday, May 28, 2005: 1774 - First Continental Congress convenes, first legislative gridlock occurs

Sunday, May 29, 2005: Greg is dead to me. Dead.

Monday, May 30, 2005: Today, take some time to remember the brave soldiers of America who fought for your right to party.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005: 1974 - Adrian Tomine, legendary garbage man, born